I hope I'm not too late.
I say this every year, and every year, I read about someone who got a little too loose and had way too much fun at the office party.
I'll keep this short and sweet.
- If you think your outfit is inappropriate, it probably is
- If you think you've had too many, you have - switch to water
- Keep your hands to yourself
- To err is human - to get snookered at your holiday party is just plain dumb
- Don't be the first one to arrive
- Don't be the last one to leave
- Have fun - but not too much fun
